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Post by Macaroni...mmmm on Sept 21, 2006 7:57:30 GMT 2
Katia, Cynthia and Sofia apply for a job at EMI.
After the standard tests, the man in charge of the recruiting asks them to make a sentence in English with the 3 following words : green, pink and yellow.
Katia starts :
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV".
Then Cynthia :
"I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself: I hope it will be a pink day".
Finally when Sofia’s turn comes, she said proudly :
"I wake up in ze mornink, I hear ze phone: "green.....green...green... "
I pink up ze phone and I say "Yellow?"...
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Post by pepito on Sept 28, 2006 8:29:16 GMT 2
Sofia spends most of her time in front of her monitor to read her fans messages and she has more and more headaches. So she went to an optician who welcomed her and she said:
- Doctor, I think I need glasses.
- Yes most certainly, you are in a bank my dear !
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Fady
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Post by Fady on Oct 19, 2006 11:11:32 GMT 2
 This is Sofia beauty shop in Beirut |
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Post by yamyam on Dec 16, 2006 8:45:18 GMT 2
"How to start each day with a positive outlook."
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Sofia Marikh"
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of Sofia Marikh?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly
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Post by amoora on Dec 29, 2006 13:14:10 GMT 2
Since Sofia left Lebanon to spend Eid el Ad7a with her family in Morocco the foreigners average IQ in Lebanon raised by 1 point !
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Post by guest on Jan 6, 2007 10:35:19 GMT 2
Since Sofia left Lebanon to spend Eid el Ad7a with her family in Morocco the foreigners average IQ in Lebanon raised by 1 point ! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D really?? what the hell does Sofia do with Leb IQ?  !  anyways, its an impressive raise as long its calculated by You ;D Happy New Year 
GOD Protects & Bless u Sofia and grant u health,success,happiness and love in ALL ur life cause for us u are & will Always be The Best 
The ancient wisdom says:
whenever the motive to talk about anybody is hate that means honesty/truth will be absent .
THINK Why Sofia??
could ANYONE answer me WHY SOFIA???!!!
Why NOT Cynthya???
Why NOT Meryam???
Why NOT Bahaa???
Why NOT Layla???
Why NOT Mira???
Why NOT ANY OTHER starac girl???!!!
r they ANGELS???!!! r they Perfect!! r they ABOVE criticizing!!! r they dedicating themselves for the sake of Allah so they r spending All their time PRAYING in a TEMPLE!<<gimme a break! Thanks Allah that whoever knows Sofia closely knows u r nothing but bunch of dirty liars & ur only motive of talking about her is ur psychic sickness ! [glow=red,2,300]Tooty[/glow] |
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Post by amoora on Jan 9, 2007 8:02:36 GMT 2
Since Sofia left Lebanon to spend Eid el Ad7a with her family in Morocco the foreigners average IQ in Lebanon raised by 1 point ! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D really?? what the hell does Sofia do with Leb IQ? ! anyways, its an impressive raise as long its calculated by You ;D Happy New Year I didn’t know Sofia got the Lebanese nationality. I thought she was still a FOREIGNER in Lebanon ! |
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Post by Diva Sofia on Mar 13, 2007 11:38:51 GMT 2
Three years ago, Michel excitedly told his mother he's fallen in love and that he has a new girlfriend.
He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over my lover (who was Sofia) and 2 other girls and you try and guess which one is my lover."
Mrs. Fadel agreed.
The next day, Michel brought Sofia and two other beautiful girls into the house and sited them down on the couch and they chatted for a while.
He then said, "Okay, Ma, guess which one is my girlfriend."
She immediately replied, "The one on the right.", pointing at Sofia.
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
Mrs. Fadel replied "Cause I don't like her."
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Post by guest on Mar 14, 2007 22:20:37 GMT 2
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