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Post by Negib on Apr 7, 2007 21:03:25 GMT 2
This joke has nothing to do with the Diva but I like it
A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. "Whose funeral is it?" The man replied, "that first coffin is for my wife." "What happened to her?" "My dog attacked and killed her." "Well, who is in the second coffin? " "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also." A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first one asks in excitement , "Can I borrow the dog?" The man replied, "Join the queue
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Post by Viva-Lebanon on Apr 24, 2007 16:55:20 GMT 2
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Post by Midnight Cowboy on May 1, 2007 11:41:26 GMT 2
A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but he finds Michel and Sofia in bed. He orders Michel out of bed, ties him up on a chair. While tying Sofia up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is in there, Michel tells Sofia: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in prison and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous if he gets angry he might kill us. - “Be strong honey I love you.” To which Sofia responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear..... He told me he was gay, found you very sexy and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. - “Be strong, honey. I love you, too!!” ;D ;D ;D
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Post by guest on May 1, 2007 12:03:47 GMT 2
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Post by bamba... la bamba on May 5, 2007 10:26:07 GMT 2
During her casting for Star Academy, the jury wanted to test Sofia’s English knowledge Someone asked her : What is the difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? Sofia : A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
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Post by guest on May 9, 2007 10:04:16 GMT 2
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Post by pepito on May 17, 2007 8:16:13 GMT 2
Since she broke with Michel, Sofia lives alone with only a pet dog for company. Last week the dog died, and Sofia went to Father Boulos, a Christian priest she met at a wedding and asked: 'Father, my dog is dead. Could you say a mass for the poor creature?' Father Boulos replied: 'I'm afraid not, we cannot have services for an animal in the Maronite Church. But there is an Orthodox church down the lane. Maybe they'll do something for your dog.' Sofia said: 'I'll go right away Father. Do you think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?' Father Boulkos exclaimed: 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't you tell your the dog was Maronite?' ;D
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Post by ridaaa on May 21, 2007 8:42:58 GMT 2
Sofia asked her new boyfriend (he is very smart), "Habibi, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?" Sure replied her boyfriend. "What's remind me your phone number?"
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